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Walking Through Walls Training System

We've all wanted to be able to walk through walls and other solid objects at some point in time. Well, now you can learn how, by using the method described in the patent application for the Walking Through Walls Training System.

The training system "enables a human being to acquire sufficient hyperspace energy in order to pull the body out of dimension so that the person can walk through solid objects such as wooden doors."

To do this, you need to walk towards the solid object at the correct speed, and with your hands crossed in front of you. The patent application provides more detail on how this works:

"One source of this energy comes from walking cross-handed at the proper velocity in order to generate a large hyperspace energy vortex... This increased hyperspace energy will then allow the person to walk around out of dimension through solid wooden doors. Because the door and the person are in two slightly different dimensions at the same moment, it appears that the person is walking through the door. After passing through the closed door, the person then returns to our dimension and emerges in the interior of the closed-door room."

"The proper walking momentum is created by a computer program that inputs the person's weight, shoe length, and the number of strides to be taken. The program then prints out a banner showing the footprints where the person has to step each second."

Anyway, we tried this, but not having access to the computer program we had to guess the speed we should be walking at. We're sorry to report that it didn't work. Perhaps we just need more practice to get the speed and technique right though...

But that's not all that this technique can do for you. Not only can this method be used to learn how to walk through walls, but "this technique can [also] be used in reverse to heal an infected hand instantaneously"!

"A salve made from the St.Mary's herb is applied to the skin of the infected hand. The hyperspace energy then flows through the right-hand vortex such that the infected hand and the salve are taken slightly out of dimension... Thus the salve is merged with the bacteria in hyperspace such that the bacteria is killed instantly."

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