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Condom Pocket Underwear

So you're out on the town, you get lucky, you need a condom, but you don't have one. Well, that problem would never arise if you always wore the patented Condom Pocket Underwear.

You can actually buy Condom Pocket Underwear. Of course, if spray-on condoms ever do take off, then the pocket will need to be big enough to accommodate an aerosol can. This would inevitably lead to all kinds of predictable jokes.

Keeping condoms in a pocket, wallet or purse must be a real problem, because once you start looking you'll find that there are patents for all kinds of clothing-related storage options for condoms, including:

In your bra (although you probably wouldn't want to wear this under a tight-fitting top):

In your stockings:

In your shoe (although this one doesn't seem to be very discrete):

And even in your tie:

All of these options seem to be designed to hold just one though. What do you do if you really get lucky and need a second one?

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